Documentary
Carl Brown
Open up to me in a safari outfit with a table of bitties behind me
“here we see bitties in there natural habitat, slowly eating there fat free carrot sticks conversing about the usual gossip.”
B-Roll to close up shots of the bitties eating. Switch back to shot of me.
“I was able to get extreme close ups and even talk to some of the bitties.”
Switch to interview in the gym
“Who are you going to vote for in the republican primaries?”
“Uhh.. that Fig Newton guy!”
“you mean Newt Ginrich?”
“uhhhh….Yeah Okay!”
Switch back to me in safari outfit praying on bitties.
“To better understand these creatures and there language we have and expert tell us how we can better communicate with them”
Switch to shot of expert (collin ryan?)
“To really understand the intelligible vocabulary of the bittie you have to listen to them talk. The word “like” for instances is a word the commonly used but whats tricky is it actually retains know meaning, The word is used by scientists to determine the level of intelligence of a bittie. The more they say Like the more bittie they are.”
Switch shot to me.
“To test this theory we run our own tests on bitties during our interviews.
Switch to interview in lockerroom
“How many books have you read?”
“uhh.. like does that like count people magazine?”
“No”
“Oh, well like I guess Ive like read in class a couple time like you know you don’t really like read but you just like follow along and act like youre reading”
“Know, I mean how many books have you read from cover to cover”
“uh… like 5… ha ha!”
“And how many Boyfriends have you had?”
“Like um, 8 or 9… youre talking about this month right?”
Camera switches back to me talking to Tyler Pelle a history expert of bittie
“The Bittie, also know as homeous Bittieous is a species derived from the Original Bro President James Buchanan. A bro from birth, he coined the term “Bittie” after a girl
